Internet Humour: Password Jokes

  PASSWORD  JOKES 

( Courtsey :   Internet)

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento".  

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Nick Helm won an award for the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival:  "I needed a password with eight characters so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Without paying much attention, the boss smugly told her to enter ‘pennies.’  Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password making an obvious spelling mistake.  She gasped when she saw the computer's response.

"What's the matter ?" asked the boss.

"Sir, it says : PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!"