Internet Humour

If rampant corruption in the country or a new scam leaves you depressed, then take 

 Laughter, the Best Medicine

 A beggar to another beggar: "I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday!"  
"How?" Asked the other beggar.
First beggar: "Someone gave me a 100 rupee note. So, I went to the Taj and enjoyed a dinner worth 2000 rupees. But when the check came,  I told the waiter that I didn't have enough money. Then, the manager came and called the police.  When the police came, I handed the cop the 100 rupee note and he set me free.

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   Three politicians --- an American, a Pakistani and an Indian --- meet at an International Conference. The American takes the other two to his villa in U.S. His house has the best that money could buy. Seeing his wealth, the other two could not resist asking him, how he could afford such a grand lifestyle on a meagre salary. He then takes them to a window and points out asking, "Can you see that big bridge out there across the river?"  Both nod their heads in agreement and the American looks at them, smiles and says, "Well, I made 10% on that one ".

     Next, the Pakistani Politician invites the other two to his residence in Pakistan. When the American and the Indian Politician visit his huge mansion, with golden fittings in his bath room and lawns all around, as large as football fields, they are both shocked beyond their wits and ask the Pakistani how did he manage all this, Then the Pakistani politician takes them to his window and points out , saying "Do you see that big bridge out there? "  The two looked at the huge, long, solid concrete bridge in wondrous awe as the Pakistani says, " my cut was only 20%"

        Now it is the turn of the Indian to invite the other two to his 'humble' abode in New Delhi.  But when they enter the palatial house of the Indian Politician, both the American and Pakistani are knocked out of their senses and  they are totally flabbergasted by the display of wealth in front of their eyes. Incredulously, they look at the Indian Politician for an explanation. He takes them both to his window and points out, "Do you see that magnificent bridge out there?"  

      Both peer deep and try hard to locate the bridge, but are unable to see anything. They look at each other in bewilderment . The Indian politician  just smiles indulgently and merely says, " A Hundred Percent ".    

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     NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one person could go,

and he will not return to Earth. 

     The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."

     The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family, he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.

     The last applicant was a INDIAN POLITICIAN. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."

     "Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.

     The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1million, and we'll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars."

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      Three old men went to see God. 

The first old man, an American, asked God when will his country come out of recession.   

       "100 years," God said.  The American started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day"  he said.

Second man, a Russian asked God "When will my country become prosperous?"      

       "Fifty years," came the reply. Russian too started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day" he said. 

Finally the Indian asked God, "When will my country become corruption-free?"

        God started weeping profusely.  "I will not live to see that day" He said.

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Aaobaamaa : @yaUM Baa[- sauuUnaa hO kI Aapko doSamao bahaotsao laaoga pOsao Kato hOM. Aap ]nhoM kuC baaolato @yaUM  nahIM ?     

manamaaohna :  vah AOsaa hO. maO jaba CaoTa qaa maorI ma^Ma kha krtI qaI kI AcCo baccao jaba Kato hOM tba baaolato nahI.     

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