Laughter, the Best Medicine !
Three engineering students were admiring the Creator for his most intricate design of the human body. One said, "God must be an ingenious mechanical
engineer. Just look at all the joints and all kinds of levers in the body"
Another said, "No, I think He must be a clever electrical or electronic engineer. The nervous
system has so many thousands of electrical connections and the brain is the most compact and the biggest supercomputer in the universe"
The last one said, "I bet that He is a civil engineer. Tell me who else
would think of running a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
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An architect, an artist and a scientist were discussing whether it
was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, because it's only true love that really builds a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time he spends with his mistress, because of her passion and the mystery surrounding her.
The scientist said, "I like both wife and the mistress."
"Both?" they asked.
Scientist: "Yeah. If you have both wife and a mistress, each will assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the
lab and do your research work in peace."
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In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer have been sentenced to the guillotine. First they bring the priest and put his head on the block, they pull the
rope and nothing happens! The priest is glad and declares that he's been saved by divine
intervention and so he should be released immediately. They let him go.
Then, the lawyer is put on the block and again the rope doesn't release
the blade. The lawyer says he can't be executed twice for the same crime; so, he is set
free too.
Next, they grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he
looks up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see what your
problem is. The catch on the lever......"
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1. If you
have think that you really understand your computer, it's probably an obsolete model.
2. When you
are computing, if someone is watching, whatever happens, behave as though you
meant it to happen.
3. When the
going gets tough, it's best to upgrade your computer.
4. The first
place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least
expect to find it.
5. For every
action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is
human ... to blame your computer for your mistakes is not only more human, it is also but natural.
7. He who laughs
last, probably has a back-up.
8. The
number one cause of all computer problems is computer solutions.
9. A complex
system that doesn't work is invariably evolved from a simpler
system that worked just fine.
10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but
rarely what you want it to do.
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