Read these jokes and go laughing all the way to the Dentist
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Did you hear
about the Buddhist monk who refused a Novocain injection during root canal
treatment because he wanted to transcend dental medication
?
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A little boy
called Ben was taken to the dentist. Examination revealed that Ben had a
cavity, which needed filling.
“Now,
young man,” asked the dentist, “What
kind of filling would you like for that tooth, amalgam or composite?”
"I would prefer chocolate, please" said Ben
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The Marshes
were shown into the dentist's surgery, where Mr Marsh makes it absolutely clear
that he is in a big hurry. “No expensive extras, Doctor” Marsh demands, “No gas
or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over
with.”
“I
wish more of my patients were as strong minded and as brave as you, Mr Marsh,”
said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”
Mr
Marsh turns to his wife and says: “Show him your tooth, honey.”
